You must be Elsa's father Baron Frankenstein..or is it doctor Frankenstein?
Frankenstein; "its both young man, but you can call me Victor."
Oh thank you Victor. it's a pleasure and an honor to meet such a famous man of science."
Victor:"thank you but I'm sure many would consider the term infamous more accurate."
Well yes what with what happened with your first creation. But that wasn't really your fault. I mean it was your assistant who got you the wrong brain.
Victor:"Oh how rude of me, let me introduce Igor."
Igor:"About time anyway let me clear something up! I was in a hurry and I was startled by loud bell clanging bell and the jar with the normal brain slipped! I had to bring him a brain so I took the only one left and it just happened to be the Abnormal one!"
I see, Victor..your a doctor, a scientist with degrees in anatomy, neurology, a brain specialist and surgeon.
Victor:"that's right, I graduated from the university of medical sciences of Kralberg and i have degrees from University of Heidleberg and Buukerest."
Well then didn't notice it was a abnormal, criminal brain before you put it in the Monster's skull?
Victor:"Uh well you see we had to hurry. The weather conditions were just right. a great storm was coming over the Carpathians and we had to act fast in order to harness the cosmic forces of heaven and nature! To wrest the secret of bestowing life!"
Igor:" To put it plainly NO he didn't."
Victor:"It would have taken to much time to examine the frontal lobes and the cerebellum!"
Igor:"All you had to do was read the label on the jar!"
Gentleman, let's move on. your second creation, Elsa turned out better didn't she?
Victor:"Oh yes indeed she did! I made her as a mate for the Monster, hoped it would bring him around and get him to settle down."
Igor:"And he did..for a bit but, he fell back into his old irresponsible habits and then he left Elsa for some vampire hussy!"
Victor:"Yes and her with two children!"
I know, so now she moved on with her life and you two have moved with her."
Victor:"That's right young man. She bought a lovely old mansion next to a cemetery in California.
Igor:"Sunny Hills to be precise!"
Victor:"it was fortunate timing too, You see Igor and I came out to each other and confessed our feelings for each other."
You two are..Gay?
Victor:"Yes and now Igor is now more to me than an assistant, he is my wife."
Igor:"Oh Victor." (they hug each other close.)
So what are you and Igor working on these days?
Victor:"Oh well I'm glad you asked that. I'm trying to unravel the mysteries of immortality!"
Oh really, you trying to become immortal?
Igor:"No we already have become Immortal!"
Victor:"That's right, Igor and I haven't aged a day in 50 year or so right Igor?'
Igor:"Actually it's bit more like 60 or 70 years."
Victor:"I haven't the foggiest! I was conducting an experiment on cellular regeneration when there was an accident."
Igor:"The lab blew up."
Victor:" yes, oh what an explosion! I thought we were both done for then, but within a few weeks we were right as rain."
Igor:" unfortunately all his notes were reduced to confetti and we can't remember what we did."
Victor:"but we will mark my words we will!"
Well think you both.
Victor:Your welcome young man."